this is a chuck e. cheese nightmare

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Don’t dodge the question, frank, the voting public must know

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Oh! Oh! Vote for Candidate Gleebetly Glorpee…

…because she too, has gone through the harrowing, obliterating, tormenting pains of being

~CLEANSED~

See, her campaign slogan not only ends with a lower case e, but also has 7 lower case letters, and it’s surrounded by 4s. This is a very subtle signal that her supporters are one with the harrowing, obliterating, tormenting pains of being ~CLEANSEDReturn to Top, Page 2

Why should you vote for Gleebetly Glorpee in the next election?

Gleebetly Glorpee has fought valiantly in the War of Truth, and has been too strong to be subdued by the Cowardly Tyrant of Shadow. Vote for Gleebetly!

Her two-sided campaign is a sad commentary on the debate between the truth and the lie. Her campaign, a hallmark of late modernity, typifies our society’s increasing obsession with the ephemeral void of subjectivity. She is a symbol of everything that is wrong with us, a mediocre candidate whose campaign is full of lies, illusions, and desperately empty rhetoric. Yet even as she flounders helplessly, she says the right things, she sounds like a leader, she is a part of us. She has the heart of a healer. Vote for Gleebetly.

Gleebetly Glorpee has no real qualifications. So what? Schmeebly Schmorpo has no real qualifications or principles either. She’s just a wealthy socialite. Vote for Gleebetly

Gleebetly Glorpee is death, and death is an empty void. As far as anyone can tell, anyway. As a politician, Gleebetly Glorpee wouldn’t have much to say. But her supporters would hope that her silence would ring with the thundering silence of the void, and her mere presence, with the inhuman majesty of death. Vote for Gleebetly, for death, for the War of Truth!

Vote for Gleebetly Glorpee because she’s a very nice girl who does not particularly deserve the amount of crap she’s been getting lately; she’s gone through a lot and you should respect that. Also, she’s a very nice girl who does not particularly deserve the amount of crap she’s been getting lately, she’s gone through a lot and deserves some respect.

hey frank where did you get your inspiration for that “black and white photo of a woman in a field” because it sure does look a lot like this

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Well, you see, I make a lot of these sorts of posts for my two huge (now deceased) beasts of burden, who I am only allowed to feed from the field of my enemies. I have a right, don’t I, and I am only taking a tiny morsel. You see, even though I have returned, I cannot yet be trusted with the final secrets, the final glories of power, until I have proved myself worthy, through torture and doubt, so I am only capable of performing this menial task

Ah, but who can say when the final trials will end?

Ah, and who can say when I will escape, and make anew the doomed, tragic pilgrimage to the Field of Black Rocks, with its imprisoned but infinitely wise queen of turtles?

Ah, and who can say when my long-dead brothers and sisters, once scattered across this field, will in time be revealed to have still been alive all along, and learn to mourn my departure with me?

Ah, and who can say when Queen Katrina will finally abandon her post, and be revealed for the evil seductress that she has always been?

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Remember this moment, when you asked me a question, and I lapsed back into nostalgia about my past, and the simple pleasures of taking care of my beasts of burden? When I mourned the last of my brothers and sisters, the last that I had failed to save? When I pined for a woman who had no soul and could never feel, and wanted to make her feel anyway? You remember that moment, now, I hope. You may not remember it on this day, or even on the next one. But someday you will return to this very spot, and think about that moment, and remember it with that extra bit of wonder that comes to all memories of the past, the “it really happened” kind of wonder. That moment will be the last thing you do on this earth, and the first thing you do in the next life. Remember the moment when you asked me a question, and this happened, because this moment was very important.

thanks frank this answered all of my questions about taylor swift

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Taylor Swift

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